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Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda bone. And I got your stash right here.
Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to…
Corporate Booty Call… Productivity – I bet you can increase…
Soccer Booty Call… Send – Are you gonna let me send it through? Goooaaalll!
Classic Booty Call… CPR – I hope you know CPR, ’cause you’re taking my breath…
Medieval Booty Call… Grail – I’m searching for the Holy Grail. Can I check your…
Classic Booty Call… Airport – Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart…
Astronaut Booty Call… Mission – My mission is to reach your core.
80s Booty Call… A-Team – Call me Dirk Benedict, because my Face belongs on your…
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