Sunday, November 24
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Cute – Come on, I don’t have to tell you how cute you are–you know you’re a panda!
Zombie Booty Call… Rot – Why don’t we just go…
Jock Booty Call… Positions – Hey babe, soccer players know…
Alien Booty Call… Atmosphere – Perhaps you would like to exchange fluids and secretions in…
Jock Booty Call… Tight End – I’m looking for a tight end that plays like…
Soccer Booty Call… Poke – How would you feel about a toe poke? Goooaaalll!
Lincoln Booty Call… Age – If you’re one score and one year old, call me!
Robot Booty Call… Walks – I enjoy long walks away from sand and water.
Corporate Booty Call… Secretary – Do you mind if my secretary watches?
A Dirty Little Number – Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?"A: After…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Hockey Player – Yo’ Mama is like a hockey player, she…
An Old Fart – A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The…
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Geek Booty Call… Anime – You’re hotter than an anime schoolgirl.
Dental Floss – Q: What’s organic dental floss? A: Pubic hair.
Long & Hairless – Q: What is 200 feet long and has no pubic hair?A:…
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