Friday, January 3
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda bone. And I got your stash right here.
Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to…
Corporate Booty Call… Productivity – I bet you can increase…
Robot Booty Call… Stealing – Although I have not been programmed to break any existing…
Medieval Booty Call… Sores – Your sores are in all the right places!
Geek Booty Call… Fan Fiction – You’re totally fan-fic worthy. I think someone’s about to…
Astronaut Booty Call… Rocket – If you pay enough attention to my rocket, you’ll experience…
Zombie Booty Call… Map – Do you have a map? ‘Cause I keep getting lost…
Classic Booty Call… On/Off – I’m feeling a little off today. How about turning me…
Piss Paul Pete – There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one…
Old Man and the Punk – A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s…
Well Endowed and On the Prowl – A guy went to a whore house and…
More Jokes
Clinton’s Favorite Game – Q: What’s Bill Clinton’s favorite game?A: Swallow the leader.
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Frog With Special Diet – One night a man walked into a bar with a…
Batman & Robin Flatten Criminals! – What happened when Batman and Robin got run over…
Supervillain Booty Call… Dinner – Seeing as no one can save you now, are you…
Twelve Inch Radio Joke – A guy calls into a radio station and he says…
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