Sunday, November 24
Pick up Lines
Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach my sperm whale? Yar!
Pirate Booty Call… Blonde – Sure, your hair’s blonde, but…
Washington Booty Call… Wood – I cannot tell a lie.…
Prom Booty Call… Limo – Hurry up, I only have the limo for 10 more…
Jock Booty Call… Resin – Hey babe, want to squeeze my resin bag? High five!
Geek Booty Call… Contact – Please come home with me so I can experience… First…
Astronaut Booty Call… Drink – It’s true, we do drink ‘tang…
Lincoln Booty Call… Title – You know, they also used to call me "The Great…
Geek Booty Call… Hands – These calluses only mean I’m good with my hands.
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Joystick (Ya Get It?) – What is the difference between a joystick and a man’s…
Microwaves – Q: What’s brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a…
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