Friday, November 22
Pick up Lines
Monkey Booty Call… Fur – I love a female who’s not afraid to pick the nits out of her own fur.
Zombie Booty Call… Hard – Hey babe, rigor mortis has…
Geek Booty Call… Rating – The thoughts I’m having about…
Astronaut Booty Call… Re-entry – I can guarantee a rough re-entry!
Lincoln Booty Call… Address – Can I give you my Gettysburg address? No? How about…
Clown Booty Call… Vibrating – Something’s vibrating in my pocket, and it’s not my joy…
Viking Booty Call… Pillaging – Normally I’d be raping and pillaging, but you make me…
Geek Booty Call… Binary – 01101100110100010110011011!
Geek Booty Call… Phaser – If you were a phaser, you’d be set on "stunning."
Seek and Ye Shall Find… – On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers…
Hunting Trip – Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip. At night in their…
Two Old Ladies – Two old ladies are at the movies. "Psst," says one old…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Fresh Crabs – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she put…
The Govinator – Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to…
A Virgin Hick – Two West Virginia hicks get married and spend their honeymoon in…
Lincoln Booty Call… Theater – Care to join me at the theater this evening?
Clinton and Titanic – Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic? A:…
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