Monday, December 23
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Pregnant – You know how hard it is for you to get pregnant, so there’s nothing to worry about!
Redneck Booty Call… Elvis – Can I come over and…
Geek Booty Call… Google – Come on, I’m tired of…
Astronaut Booty Call… Launch – Much like a shuttle launch, my rocket also comes in…
Geek Booty Call… Throw – I think I’ve just failed my saving throw, because you’ve…
Pirate Booty Call… Explore – I’d like to explore your briny deep! Yar!
Pirate Booty Call… Mainsail – Lift yer mainsail and prepare to be boarded. Yar!
Lincoln Booty Call… Hat – Can I leave my hat on?
Gourmet Booty Call… Cream – I need your help making a cream sauce.
Big Tongue – What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? Well hung.
Walks Into a Bar… Taxidermy – A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and…
The Native American Clock – A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a…
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Einsteinium – Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give…
Tarzan Sees Elephants – Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?A:…
Lawyers’ Word Processor – Q: Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor?A: No matter…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Cookie Dough – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she stuck…
Girls’ Night Out – Q: What does a woman do with her asshole when she’s…
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