Friday, April 4
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Eat – You eat bamboo, right?
Classic Booty Call… Lost – Are you lost, ma’am? Because…
Corporate Booty Call… HR – I’ll try not to get…
Robot Booty Call… Roomba – You remind me of a Roomba I used to date…
Medieval Booty Call… Wench – You’re not like the other wenches. I could tell the…
Geek Booty Call… No – Your mouth says no, but I’ll bet your avatar says…
Soccer Booty Call… Dribble – I’d like to dribble on your field. Goooaaalll!
Gourmet Booty Call… Rise – I’ve some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if…
Medieval Booty Call… Hut – Your poorly thatched hut or mine?
Baby In A Blender… – Why do you put a baby in a blender feet…
Microwaves – Q: What’s brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a…
Girl on Tracks – One evening, a man goes home after an unsuccessful night looking…
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