Sunday, January 26
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda bone. And I got your stash right here.
Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to…
Corporate Booty Call… Productivity – I bet you can increase…
Robot Booty Call… Hot – Is it hot in here, or is it just me?…
Classic Booty Call… Curves – All those curves, and me with no brakes.
90s Booty Call… Mosh Pit – You just dove from the stage of my dreams…
Pirate Booty Call… Rum – Yo ho, Ho! And a bottle of rum? Yar!
Gourmet Booty Call… Compliments – I’ll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in…
Washington Booty Call… Mount – I cannot tell a lie. Let’s go back to my…
Elephant Encounter – Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?A: Apologize…
Bar: Horny Wife, Pooped Husband – A man walks into a bar and orders a…
Take ‘Em Off, Boys – A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road…
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Beethoven’s Chicken – Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying ”Bach, Bach, Bach…”
Turtle Soup – A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I’d…
Alien Booty Call… Phone – Forget "phooone hooome"–how about "phooone meeee?"
Blondes and Pierced Ears – Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?A: They put tacks…
Higher Learning – Q: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher…
Pirate Booty Call… Eye Patch – Even with this eye patch on, I can see…
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