Tuesday, February 25
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda bone. And I got your stash right here.
Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to…
Corporate Booty Call… Productivity – I bet you can increase…
Robot Booty Call… Hot – Is it hot in here, or is it just me?…
Classic Booty Call… Curves – All those curves, and me with no brakes.
90s Booty Call… Mosh Pit – You just dove from the stage of my dreams…
Pirate Booty Call… Rum – Yo ho, Ho! And a bottle of rum? Yar!
Gourmet Booty Call… Compliments – I’ll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in…
Washington Booty Call… Mount – I cannot tell a lie. Let’s go back to my…
I’m Smelly Down There, Doc – A woman visits her physician. After waiting for awhile…
Ice Fishing – Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long,…
Walks Into a Bar… Name That Drink – A guy walks into a bar and…
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Mysterious Hole at the Nudist Camp – Q: What are they doing about the mysterious…
Pirate Booty Call… Cannon – I’d like to fire my cannon into your treasure chest!…
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