Friday, January 3
Pick up Lines
Monkey Booty Call… My Place – Why don’t we go back to my place and throw our feces at each other?
Zombie Booty Call… Tall – I’m not actually this tall.…
Pirate Booty Call… Swaggle – Care to horn my swaggle?…
Geek Booty Call… Sniffer – My sniffer wants to decode your packet.
Gourmet Booty Call… Infusion – There’s no refusin’ my infusion.
Soccer Booty Call… Passing – Come on, I’m getting tired of passing to myself. Goooaaalll!
Zombie Booty Call… Alphabet – If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put "U" and…
Loser Booty Call… Angel – Did it hurt when you fell out of Heaven? ‘Cause…
Pirate Booty Call… Rope – It’s time for you to meet my rope’s end! Yar!
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Underwear – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she farts,…
Mommy, Mommy! – "Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat…
The Toothbrush Salesman – Three guys begin work at a toothbrush company as salesmen. Each…
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