Sunday, November 24
Pick up Lines
Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch? Honk honk!
Redneck Booty Call… Engines – Gentlemen, start your engines!
Gourmet Booty Call… Cucumber – I can teach you how…
Jock Booty Call… Positions – Hey babe, soccer players know eleven positions! High five!
Classic Booty Call… Body – If I said you had a beautiful body, would you…
Jock Booty Call… Shot – Hey babe, I have a shot I’d like to drive…
Geek Booty Call… Worthy – You are worthy of assimilation.
Pirate Booty Call… Flogging – I’m tired of flogging myself. Yar!
Astronaut Booty Call… Orbit – I need you to help me complete an orbit trim…
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Beyond Brown-Noser – Q: What’s the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?A: Depth perception.
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