Sunday, November 24
Pick up Lines
Dinosaur Booty Call… Herbivore – Just because you’re a plant-eater doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try Tyrannosaurus Sex.
Zombie Booty Call… Grave – What time do you have…
Jock Booty Call… Walk – If you make it to…
Supervillain Booty Call… Lair – Come back to my evil lair and prepare to die……
Jock Booty Call… Shooting – Hey babe, with you, I’d like to try some inside…
Panda Booty Call… Eat – You eat bamboo, right?
Classic Booty Call… Lost – Are you lost, ma’am? Because Heaven’s a long way from…
Corporate Booty Call… HR – I’ll try not to get any human resources on you.
Contractor Booty Call… Slab – Want to take a look at my hung slab?
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Cockroach – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I stepped…
Overbite – Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?A: When you’re eating…
And You’re Not Even Drunk – Q: What did the pollock say when he ran…
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