Tuesday, December 31
Pick up Lines
Redneck Booty Call… Dog – Mind if my hunting dog watches?
Redneck Booty Call… Teeth – The fewer teeth you have,…
Meteorologist Booty Call… Forecast – The forecast calls for a…
Lincoln Booty Call… Unite – Baby, let’s unite the way I united the North and…
Classic Booty Call… Alphabet – If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put "U" and…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Herbivore – Just because you’re a plant-eater doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try…
Zombie Booty Call… Grave – What time do you have to be back in Heaven?…
Jock Booty Call… Walk – If you make it to third base, I’ll go ahead…
Geek Booty Call… Upgrade – My hard drive upgrades every time I look at you.
Archeological Gag – How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and…
Honeymooners – One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from a hotel…
What do puppies and gynecologists… – Q: What do puppies and gynecologists have in common?…
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Blonde – Mating Call – What is a blonde’s mating call? ”NEXT!”
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Dead Sea – Yo’ Mama is so old, she calls…
New Family for the Parrot – A housewife buys a parrot to keep her company…
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