Friday, January 31
Pick up Lines
Redneck Booty Call… Dog – Mind if my hunting dog watches?
Redneck Booty Call… Teeth – The fewer teeth you have,…
Meteorologist Booty Call… Forecast – The forecast calls for a…
Lincoln Booty Call… Unite – Baby, let’s unite the way I united the North and…
Classic Booty Call… Alphabet – If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put "U" and…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Herbivore – Just because you’re a plant-eater doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try…
Zombie Booty Call… Grave – What time do you have to be back in Heaven?…
Jock Booty Call… Walk – If you make it to third base, I’ll go ahead…
Geek Booty Call… Upgrade – My hard drive upgrades every time I look at you.
3 Men, 3 Wishes – Three men were trekking through the desert and came across…
Fifi and Maria – Two guys always catch the train to work together; one is…
Doctor’s Orders – A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup,…
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