Friday, January 31
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… WWF – You don’t get to be the face of the World Wildlife Fund without knowing a few tricks, know what…
Zombie Booty Call… Body – No, you mean over MY…
80s Booty Call… Puzzle – I’d like to solve your…
Astronaut Booty Call… Major – Ground control to major tail!
Classic Booty Call… Sign – What’s your sign? I hope it’s "Yield."
Classic Booty Call… Broom – You must be a broom, because you just swept me…
80s Booty Call… Hair – You’re the activator in my Jheri curl.
Washington Booty Call… First Lady – I cannot tell a lie. Baby, YOU’RE my first…
Mechanic Booty Call… Emissions – I’ll try to keep the air emissions to a minimum.
$10 Complaint – A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs from her.When…
Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love – What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in…
Dragging Their Feet – Two men both drag their right foot as they walk.As they…
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