Tuesday, December 31
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Eat – You eat bamboo, right?
Classic Booty Call… Lost – Are you lost, ma’am? Because…
Corporate Booty Call… HR – I’ll try not to get…
Washington Booty Call… Lie – I cannot tell a lie. I’d like to be the…
Pirate Booty Call… Plank – How’d ya like to walk my plank? Yar!
Medieval Booty Call… Trick – My first trick as a wizard is to make your…
Jock Booty Call… Foul – Hey babe, I’d really like to foul you. High five!
Classic Booty Call… Undressed – I’ve been undressing you with my eyes, and I’d like…
Loser Booty Call… Interest – Hey, you wouldn’t be interested in… nah, of course you…
Good Samaritan – Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no…
There she blows – Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots…
69 – I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No,…
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Too Cold for Fido – Q: How do you know when it is cold outside?…
Toby Keith: From the Roast – From the Roast of Larry the Cable Guy: Larry’s…
Wailing Whale – What do you do with a blue whale? Cheer it up!
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Zoo – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when I took…
Jock Booty Call… Slide – Hey babe, you make me wanna slide into third! High…
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