Sunday, November 24
Pick up Lines
Monkey Booty Call… Fur – I love a female who’s not afraid to pick the nits out of her own fur.
Zombie Booty Call… Hard – Hey babe, rigor mortis has…
Geek Booty Call… Rating – The thoughts I’m having about…
Geek Booty Call… Stick – I’ll let you play with my analog stick. It’s got…
Geek Booty Call… Booger – If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
Corporate Booty Call… 401K – Baby, you are 401Kute!
Pirate Booty Call… Eye Patch – Even with this eye patch on, I can see…
Geek Booty Call… Sheets – I’d like to cascade all over your style sheets.
Corporate Booty Call… Power Point – I know where your power point is.
Nailing Osama – What’s funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless…
Dinner on the Road – There were these two bums and they were hungry when…
John McCain’s Underwear – At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers…
More Jokes
Tampon Shopping – A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he’s…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Grocery Store – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Rebates – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she looks for…
Miracle Toddler Diet! Guaranteed Results – People are always on the lookout for a new…
Don’t Mess with the Judge – There were three men at a bar. One man…
Robot Booty Call… Astrology – What is your sign? Mine is "Property of NASA."
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