Friday, January 31
Pick up Lines
Dinosaur Booty Call… Herbivore – Just because you’re a plant-eater doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try Tyrannosaurus Sex.
Zombie Booty Call… Grave – What time do you have…
Jock Booty Call… Walk – If you make it to…
Hipster Booty Call… Spinning – You’re spinning here on Monday? I’m spinning here on Monday!
Jock Booty Call… Team – You mind if we double team? High five!
Gourmet Booty Call… Knife – No, that’s a 20-centimeter Henckels knife, but I AM happy…
Geek Booty Call… Place – Your place or my parents’ basement?
Contractor Booty Call… Rod – Want to test my tamping rod?
Geek Booty Call… Welcome – Welcome… to the Dork Side!
Fat Woman – Once there was a man named BB. He had a very fat…
Baby boomers – Q: What”s worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can?…
Parsley and Pubic Hair – Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?A:…
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