Sunday, December 29
Pick up Lines
Monkey Booty Call… Fur – I love a female who’s not afraid to pick the nits out of her own fur.
Zombie Booty Call… Hard – Hey babe, rigor mortis has…
Geek Booty Call… Rating – The thoughts I’m having about…
Classic Booty Call… Cops – The cops must be after you, because it’s illegal to…
Alien Booty Call… Nirzfilk – If I said you had a beautiful nirzfilk, would you…
Pirate Booty Call… Pox – I’m no longer poxy. Care for a flogging? Yar!
Hipster Booty Call… Matching – That sport jacket totally matches your sneakers.
Corporate Booty Call… Turnover – I may have a permanent position for you to fill,…
Corporate Booty Call… Chain – I’ve got something you can take up the chain.
Comeback – I’d have a comeback for that, but all my come’s backed up in…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Same Bush – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when she…
Well Endowed and On the Prowl – A guy went to a whore house and…
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