Sunday, November 24
Pick up Lines
Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch? Honk honk!
Redneck Booty Call… Engines – Gentlemen, start your engines!
Gourmet Booty Call… Cucumber – I can teach you how…
Astronaut Booty Call… Skylab – I’m gonna fall on you like Skylab.
Corporate Booty Call… Loop – I want you to reach out and loop me in.
Medieval Booty Call… Bodkin – Why yes, that is a bodkin in my codpiece. I…
Washington Booty Call… Minutemen – I cannot tell a lie. All those other guys are…
Viking Booty Call… Lips – Mmmmm… your lips taste like salted fish.
90s Booty Call… Flannel – That flannel makes you look particularly undernourished in this garage…
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers – Q: Why doesn’t Tigger have any friends? A: He…
Dragging Their Feet – Two men both drag their right foot as they walk.As they…
Streakers and Strokers – Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench when…
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