Friday, January 31
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Riddle – (Winking) What’s black and white, winks, and screws like a tiger?
Robot Booty Call… Angel – Am I dead, Angel? Because…
Geek Booty Call… Hacker – I’d love to hack your…
Loser Booty Call… Bus Pass – Want to get out of this place? I’ve got…
80s Booty Call… Commodore – Wanna come back to my place and check out my…
Geek Booty Call… Manipulate – Please manipulate me digitally.
Pharmacist Booty Call… Machinery – You shouldn’t be operating heavy machinery while on your meds–except…
Alien Booty Call… Expel – I must expel some sprakzerl fluid. May I use your…
Pharmacist Booty Call… Prescription – Your prescription for one large, um, suppository is ready for…
Visiting Grandma – Mommy, mommy, I don’t want to visit grandma today!"Shut up and keep…
Hamburger Helper – What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Daddy’s Toe – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she bit…
More Jokes
Classic Booty Call… If I’m Wrong – F**k me if I’m wrong, but I think…
Prune Pizza – What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
Yo Mama Lipbia – Yo’ mama’s lips so big, she can whisper in her own…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bedtime – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she has to…
Bush and Clinton and Bush – A reporter remarked to George W. Bush: "It must…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Bus – Yo’ Mama is like a bus: she’s big, she…
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