Sunday, November 24
Pick up Lines
Monkey Booty Call… Fur – I love a female who’s not afraid to pick the nits out of her own fur.
Zombie Booty Call… Hard – Hey babe, rigor mortis has…
Geek Booty Call… Rating – The thoughts I’m having about…
Geek Booty Call… Routing – How’d you like to route my packet?
Geek Booty Call… Series – If you had your own syndicated series, it’d be called…
Jock Booty Call… My Handler – Hey babe, I’d like you to be my ball…
Contractor Booty Call… Stuck – I think there’s something stuck in your hair trap.
Jock Booty Call… Recover – Hey babe, I’d like to recover your muff. High five!
Geek Booty Call… Guild – Would you like to join my MMORPG guild for some…
John McCain’s Underwear – At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers…
Cow with No Legs – Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.…
Dirty Swiss – Q: Whats brown and has holes? A: Swiss shit.
More Jokes
Corporate Booty Call… Actionable – There’s something actionable in your pants.
A Bunny Story – Once there was a man who was peacefully driving down a…
Hardworker, That Bush – Bush is doing the work of 3 men: Larry, Curly, and…
Geek Booty Call… Visceral – Your appendages are more visceral than ten Dario Argento films.
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Portraits – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her portraits hang…
Driving In The Fog – Q: What’s the difference between eating p***y and driving in…
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