Sunday, December 29
Pick up Lines
Redneck Booty Call… Dog – Mind if my hunting dog watches?
Redneck Booty Call… Teeth – The fewer teeth you have,…
Meteorologist Booty Call… Forecast – The forecast calls for a…
Medieval Booty Call… Disease – You’re plague-free, I’m plague-free–we must be destined to meet.
Contractor Booty Call… Evacuation – I’m skilled in the art of hand evacuation.
Pirate Booty Call… Rat – My rat wants to infest yer leather satchel! Yar!
80s Booty Call… Mr. T – I pity the fool who doesn’t get into my…
Astronaut Booty Call… Re-entry – I can guarantee a rough re-entry!
Lincoln Booty Call… Address – Can I give you my Gettysburg address? No? How about…
Party! – Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom…
The Cannibals Eat Out – Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One…
A lady walks into her doctors office … – A lady walks into her doctors…
More Jokes
Feather in His Cap – Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of…
Private Baby – Which branch of the military do babies join? The infantry!
Hipster Booty Call… Bed – Seriously, this is what I really look like when I…
Perverted Parrot – Q: What does a perverted parrot say?A: Polly want a rim job.
Confusing Blonde – Q: How do you confuse a blonde?A: You put her in a…
Geriatric Acrobatics – Two old women were talking about their sex lives. Ethel was upset…
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