Saturday, December 28
Pick up Lines
Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach my sperm whale? Yar!
Pirate Booty Call… Blonde – Sure, your hair’s blonde, but…
Washington Booty Call… Wood – I cannot tell a lie.…
Pirate Booty Call… Swab – I’d sure like to swab yer poop deck, lassie! Yar!
Jock Booty Call… Unnecessary – Hey babe, I hear you’re into unnecessary roughness. High five!
Robot Booty Call… Stealing – Although I have not been programmed to break any existing…
Medieval Booty Call… Sores – Your sores are in all the right places!
Geek Booty Call… Fan Fiction – You’re totally fan-fic worthy. I think someone’s about to…
Astronaut Booty Call… Rocket – If you pay enough attention to my rocket, you’ll experience…
A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller – There’s a woman that has a big…
Turtle Soup – A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I’d…
Little Johnny and the ABC’s – Little Johnny’s class is reviewing the alphabet. His teacher…
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Classic Booty Call… Meaning – You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Science Fiction – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she’s donating…
A cannibal was walking through the jungle – A cannibal was walking through the jungle…
80s Booty Call… Casio – Wanna play my Casio? I keep it in my pants.…
Three Girls in the Desert – A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.…
Engineering in Hell – Noticing a mistake in St. Peter’s roster, God calls Satan; "It…
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