Friday, January 31
Pick up Lines
Dinosaur Booty Call… Herbivore – Just because you’re a plant-eater doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try Tyrannosaurus Sex.
Zombie Booty Call… Grave – What time do you have…
Jock Booty Call… Walk – If you make it to…
Zombie Booty Call… Eyes – I only have eyes for you. Glowing grey, milky, dead…
Pirate Booty Call… Seamen – I’m here to satisfy yer craving for seamen. Yar!
Lincoln Booty Call… Debate – Look, we can debate this all night…
Astronaut Booty Call… Rock – Baby, I’ll rock your world so hard it’ll put Pluto…
Supervillain Booty Call… Path – You are just the first step on my path to…
Jock Booty Call… Tossing – If you’re tossing, I’m going long. High five!
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Bug’s Mind – What is the last thing to go through a bug’s mind when…
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