Friday, January 31
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Riddle – (Winking) What’s black and white, winks, and screws like a tiger?
Robot Booty Call… Angel – Am I dead, Angel? Because…
Geek Booty Call… Hacker – I’d love to hack your…
Redneck Booty Call… Engines – Gentlemen, start your engines!
Gourmet Booty Call… Cucumber – I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
Classic Booty Call… Thief – Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your…
60s Rebel Booty Call… The Man – The Man ain’t taking me down… but you…
Contractor Booty Call… Hard Hat – I always wear my hard hat, baby.
Corporate Booty Call… Offsite – There’s an offsite you need to attend at my place.
You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo? – What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
Chips and Dip – Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?…
It’s Not For Him, Stupid – An old couple is on a walk, when a…
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Corporate Booty Call… Benefits – Want to take a look at my benefit package?
Excited Girlfriend – Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you?A: If…
Tasties in a Half Shell – Q: Why did God invent armadillos? A: So that…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Bag of Chips – Yo’ Mama is like a bag of…
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