Sunday, November 24
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda bone. And I got your stash right here.
Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to…
Corporate Booty Call… Productivity – I bet you can increase…
Blogger Booty Call… Number – Unless you give me your number, today’s entry will be…
Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Past – In my past life I was a horse; now…
Redneck Booty Call… Sister – C’mon, you’re my only sister!
Scientist Booty Call… Shift – Did you feel the shifting of tectonic plates a moment…
Geek Booty Call… Palm – You make me wanna use my Palm.
80s Booty Call… Call – Who ya gonna call? How about me? Mint!
Runny Noodle – This lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a…
Three Gay Men – Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to…
Holding It In – Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?A:…
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