Sunday, November 24
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Pregnant – You know how hard it is for you to get pregnant, so there’s nothing to worry about!
Redneck Booty Call… Elvis – Can I come over and…
Geek Booty Call… Google – Come on, I’m tired of…
Corporate Booty Call… Benefits – Want to take a look at my benefit package?
80s Booty Call… Pity – I pity the fool who doesn’t come home with me…
Geek Booty Call… Shorts – May my shorts be with you!
Classic Booty Call… Jaw – Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh,…
Geek Booty Call… Dice – According to my percentile dice, I’m supposed to have charmed…
Panda Booty Call… Cute – Come on, I don’t have to tell you how cute…
Whore and Bungee Jumper – What do a whore and a bungee jumper have in…
Deaf and Dumb Kid – What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?…
Fifi and Maria – Two guys always catch the train to work together; one is…
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