Friday, January 31
Pick up Lines
Zombie Booty Call… Beautiful Body – If I said you had a beautiful body, would it be okay if I ate it?
Geek Booty Call… DNA – I’d like you to look…
Geek Booty Call… Routing – How’d you like to route…
Pirate Booty Call… Parrot – Is it okay if my parrot watches? Yar!
Geek Booty Call… No Need – Now that I’ve met you, I no longer need…
Geek Booty Call… Calculus – I need some help with my calculus. Can you integrate…
Contractor Booty Call… Nailing – I’d like to start with some back nailing.
Pirate Booty Call… Captain – They call me Captain Hook-Up! Yar!
Gourmet Booty Call… Meat – My meat is Grade A.
Little Johnny… Definite Definition – The preschool teacher says, "We’re going to do vocabulary today.…
Canni Ball! – Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the…
Ex-Lax, Don’t Do It – Why are men like laxatives? Because they irritate the crap…
More Jokes
Alien Booty Call… Heart – You’ve stolen my heart. Luckily, I have three more.
Helen Keller’s Scream – Q: Why didn’t anybody hear Helen Keller scream?A: She was wearing…
Hop on Pop – Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy’s stomach last night?""I…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Shovel – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when asked to…
Monica at the Dry Cleaners – Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and…
Geek Booty Call… Watch – Can I watch while you Google yourself?
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