Friday, December 27
Pick up Lines
Monkey Booty Call… My Place – Why don’t we go back to my place and throw our feces at each other?
Zombie Booty Call… Tall – I’m not actually this tall.…
Pirate Booty Call… Swaggle – Care to horn my swaggle?…
Washington Booty Call… First Lady – I cannot tell a lie. Baby, YOU’RE my first…
Mechanic Booty Call… Emissions – I’ll try to keep the air emissions to a minimum.
Washington Booty Call… Nickname – Want to know why they call me one of the…
Jock Booty Call… Bin – Hey babe, I’d like to check out your sin bin.…
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda…
Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to hoist my main bow. Yar!
Bravery – What’s the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Gross, Grosser, Grossest II – What’s grosser than gross? Ten babies in one mail box.…
Geriatric Medicine – An old woman goes to the doctor’s office. The doctor gives her…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Tide – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn’t…
Midget at a Nudist Colony – Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who…
Yo mama’s so skinny… baseball – Yo mama’s so skinny, she used a needle for…
The Michael Jackson Doll – Q: Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?A:…
The Squirrels – One day little Bill was playing in the sand out of the…
Contractor Booty Call… Evacuation – I’m skilled in the art of hand evacuation.
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