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Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Past – In my past life I was a horse; now I’m just hung like one.
Redneck Booty Call… Sister – C’mon, you’re my only sister!
Scientist Booty Call… Shift – Did you feel the shifting…
Classic Booty Call… Tired – Your legs must be tired from running through my mind…
Astronaut Booty Call… Scream – They say in space, no one can hear you scream.…
Jock Booty Call… Blast – When I see you, there’s a Ruthian blast in my…
Contractor Booty Call… Investigation – I need to investigate your hot junction.
Classic Booty Call… Heat – You’re so hot, you must be the reason for global…
Classic Booty Call… Meat – If this place is a meat market, you are the…
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