Friday, December 27
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda bone. And I got your stash right here.
Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to…
Corporate Booty Call… Productivity – I bet you can increase…
Lincoln Booty Call… Hat – Can I leave my hat on?
Gourmet Booty Call… Cream – I need your help making a cream sauce.
Washington Booty Call… Lie – I cannot tell a lie. I’d like to be the…
Pirate Booty Call… Plank – How’d ya like to walk my plank? Yar!
Medieval Booty Call… Trick – My first trick as a wizard is to make your…
Jock Booty Call… Foul – Hey babe, I’d really like to foul you. High five!
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Shipwreck’d – Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a…
Brainfart – How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears…
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