Sunday, November 24
Pick up Lines
Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach my sperm whale? Yar!
Pirate Booty Call… Blonde – Sure, your hair’s blonde, but…
Washington Booty Call… Wood – I cannot tell a lie.…
Geek Booty Call… Bra – Your bra size looks like it’s the same as my…
Contractor Booty Call… Crack – I’m gonna need to take a closer look at your…
Gourmet Booty Call… Sous Chef – Mind if my sous chef watches?
Classic Booty Call… Money – Would you rather I buy you a drink, or just…
Classic Booty Call… Inheritance – Inheriting 80 million bucks just doesn’t mean much when you…
Geek Booty Call… Single – Are you single, or at least have a variant edition…
Goverment Wrestling Federation – 13> Driving your fellow Congressman into the turnbuckle now considered…
Obese Michigan Mammas – How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease…
Brown Military – Q: What’s brown and in the military?A: Gomer’s pile.
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