Sunday, November 24
Pick up Lines
Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach my sperm whale? Yar!
Pirate Booty Call… Blonde – Sure, your hair’s blonde, but…
Washington Booty Call… Wood – I cannot tell a lie.…
Scientist Booty Call… Rate – Haven’t I seen you before? Your rate of radioactive decay…
Corporate Booty Call… Mail Slot – I may have dropped something–I need to feel around…
Viking Booty Call… Horns – The only thing hornier than me is my helmet.
Hipster Booty Call… Recognition – You mean you don’t already know me?
Butcher Booty Call… Meat – I’ll pound your meat any way you want me to.
Classic Booty Call… Bones – There are 265 bones in the human body. Would you…
Lucky MotherDucker – Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons. This farmer…
Always Bring the Fingers – A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off…
Sperm 1 and 2 – Sperm 1: How much longer tell we get to the…
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