Friday, January 31
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Riddle – (Winking) What’s black and white, winks, and screws like a tiger?
Robot Booty Call… Angel – Am I dead, Angel? Because…
Geek Booty Call… Hacker – I’d love to hack your…
Hobo Booty Call… Warmth – Let’s go back to my spot and huddle for warmth.
Classic Booty Call… Like – You know what I like about you? My arms.
Elevator Operator Booty Call… Preference – Personally, I prefer going down.
Geek Booty Call… Convention – Hey, could you tell me where the Star Wars convention…
Astronaut Booty Call… Giant – You’re not a gas giant, are you?
Gourmet Booty Call… Crudite – We can get as crudite as you want, baby!
Fat Woman – Once there was a man named BB. He had a very fat…
Mmmmmmmmmm… – How is a soyburger like a dildo? They”re both substitutes for meat.
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bacon – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon…
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