Friday, December 27
Pick up Lines
Pirate Booty Call… Eye Patch – Even with this eye patch on, I can see that you’re a hot lass! Yar!
Geek Booty Call… Sheets – I’d like to cascade all…
Corporate Booty Call… Power Point – I know where your…
Medieval Booty Call… Sword – I’ll bet you have a place where I can sheathe…
Platypus Booty Call… Name – That’s right, bill of a duck, tail of a beaver,…
Gourmet Booty Call… Boil – I can bring you to a full boil!
Geek Booty Call… Internet – Let me show you why they call me… The Webmaster.
Washington Booty Call… Revolution – I cannot tell a lie. You’ve started a revolution in…
Robot Booty Call… Hot – Is it hot in here, or is it just me?…
Tonight’s My Night – Prostitute 1: Tonight’s my night — I can smell c**k in…
Honeymooners – One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from a hotel…
Ass-icons – regular ass(_!_)fat ass(__!__)tight ass(!)flat ass(_._)bubble ass(_^_)sore ass(_*_)lop-sided ass(_!__)swishy ass{_!_}surprised ass(_o_)ass that’s been around(_O_)kiss…
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Saint Patrick’s Day Troubleshooting – SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to satisfy and the front of your…
Pirate Booty Call… Smile – When I see you smile, my scally wags. Yar!
A Blonde’s Brain At Work – A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Flossing – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she flosses with…
B-Day Sex – Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said,…
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