Tuesday, February 25
Pick up Lines
Redneck Booty Call… Hog – Care to worm my hog?
Zombie Booty Call… Slab – I’ve got the biggest, hardest…
Robot Booty Call… Alphabet – If I could rearrange the…
Hobo Booty Call… Boxcar – Your boxcar or mine?
Hipster Booty Call… Bored – Want to come over and be bored at my place?
Flight Attendant Booty Call… Nuts – Hello, would you like some warm nuts?
Jock Booty Call… Bump – Hey babe, are you interested in a little bump and…
Medieval Booty Call… Nickname – Don’t you want to know why they call me Lance-a-lot?
Jock Booty Call… Handler – Hey babe, are you a good ball handler? High five!
Walks Into a Bar… Drunk Dry Cleaning – A drunk walks into a bar, orders…
Doctor’s Orders – A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup,…
Pointless – Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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