Friday, November 22
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… My Place – How about we go back to my place for bamboo and hot panda love? What’s the matter, you…
Classic Booty Call… Angels – I didn’t know angels could…
Geek Booty Call… Bones – My nickname is Bones… and…
Geek Booty Call… Hands – These calluses only mean I’m good with my hands.
80s Booty Call… Casio – Wanna play my Casio? I keep it in my pants.…
Pirate Booty Call… Staring – Don’t mind my staring. Your chest is see-worthy. Yar!
Pirate Booty Call… Head – Need to use the head? I’ve got one you can…
Robot Booty Call… Real – My intelligence may be artificial, but the attraction is real,…
Jock Booty Call… Receiver – Hey babe, will you be my receiver? High five!
Cookie’s Revenge – A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her, so…
BB Boys – A mother is making a cake for her three sons when she…
Snobby Tampons – Q: What did one tampon say to the other?A: Nothing. They were…
More Jokes
Washington Booty Call… Minutemen – I cannot tell a lie. All those other guys are…
Hurricane & Marriage – How is a hurricane like a marriage? At the beginning there’s…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Dental Floss – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she uses…
The Blonde and Her Melons – This blonde was walking down a road carrying a…
Pervert Psychiatrist – This guy goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor shows him an inkblot…
Mr. Macho – A typical macho man married typical good-looking woman and, after the wedding,…
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