Monday, December 23
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Cute – Come on, I don’t have to tell you how cute you are–you know you’re a panda!
Zombie Booty Call… Rot – Why don’t we just go…
Jock Booty Call… Positions – Hey babe, soccer players know…
Astronaut Booty Call… Docking – Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
Astronaut Booty Call… Crater – My unit would like to explore your crater.
Geek Booty Call… Visceral – Your appendages are more visceral than ten Dario Argento films.
Hobo Booty Call… Pile – Nice rags. Haven’t I seen you rooting around the same…
Corporate Booty Call… Middle Manager – Come meet my middle manager.
Astronaut Booty Call… Spelling – I put the "ass" in astronaut… assuming you spell that…
Dogs in Trouble – Three dogs were sitting in the vet’s waiting room. One of…
Cow with No Legs – Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.…
Blonde Breadcrumbs – Q: Why does the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet every morning?A:…
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Zombie Booty Call… Rags – Nice rags. I love how they cling to what’s left…
Roses are red are a rose are a rose – Roses are red Violets are…
Microsoftie – Q: What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on their wedding night?A:…
There’s No People Like Snow People – How can you tell the difference between a…
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