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Panda Booty Call… Pregnant – You know how hard it is for you to get pregnant, so there’s nothing to worry about!
Redneck Booty Call… Elvis – Can I come over and…
Geek Booty Call… Google – Come on, I’m tired of…
Gourmet Booty Call… Whisk – You won’t believe what I can do with a whisk!
Jock Booty Call… Holding – Hey babe, are you interested in a little offensive holding?…
Astronaut Booty Call… Hot – Baby, you’re hotter than the Apollo 1 fire!
Soccer Booty Call… Attacker – Can I bring a third attacker along? Goooaaalll!
Medieval Booty Call… Rack – Now there’s a rack I’d like to be stretched out…
Corporate Booty Call… Sick Day – I’ll show you a new meaning for "sick day."
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