Friday, April 4
Pick up Lines
Redneck Booty Call… Dog – Mind if my hunting dog watches?
Redneck Booty Call… Teeth – The fewer teeth you have,…
Meteorologist Booty Call… Forecast – The forecast calls for a…
Classic Booty Call… On/Off – I’m feeling a little off today. How about turning me…
Soccer Booty Call… Send – Are you gonna let me send it through? Goooaaalll!
Classic Booty Call… CPR – I hope you know CPR, ’cause you’re taking my breath…
Medieval Booty Call… Grail – I’m searching for the Holy Grail. Can I check your…
Classic Booty Call… Airport – Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart…
Astronaut Booty Call… Mission – My mission is to reach your core.
Four Worms and a Funeral – Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The…
Dirty Swiss – Q: Whats brown and has holes? A: Swiss shit.
Man vs. Public Toilet – Q: What do men and public toilets have in common?A:…
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If Men Ruled the World… Drinking – – Instead of a beer belly, you’d get…
Bar Crawl – An Irishman drinks at the pub until they close.He stands up to…
3 Wishes – A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Chinstrap – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, her wig has…
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