Thursday, December 26
Pick up Lines
Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Past – In my past life I was a horse; now I’m just hung like one.
Redneck Booty Call… Sister – C’mon, you’re my only sister!
Scientist Booty Call… Shift – Did you feel the shifting…
Astronaut Booty Call… Docking – Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
Astronaut Booty Call… Crater – My unit would like to explore your crater.
Geek Booty Call… Visceral – Your appendages are more visceral than ten Dario Argento films.
Hobo Booty Call… Pile – Nice rags. Haven’t I seen you rooting around the same…
Corporate Booty Call… Middle Manager – Come meet my middle manager.
Astronaut Booty Call… Spelling – I put the "ass" in astronaut… assuming you spell that…
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