Friday, January 31
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Eat – You eat bamboo, right?
Classic Booty Call… Lost – Are you lost, ma’am? Because…
Corporate Booty Call… HR – I’ll try not to get…
Clown Booty Call… Squirt – This plastic flower isn’t the only thing that’ll squirt you…
Motivational Speaker Booty Call… Risks – Take risks! Take challenges! Take your clothes off!
Loser Booty Call… Bus Pass – Want to get out of this place? I’ve got…
80s Booty Call… Commodore – Wanna come back to my place and check out my…
Geek Booty Call… Manipulate – Please manipulate me digitally.
Pharmacist Booty Call… Machinery – You shouldn’t be operating heavy machinery while on your meds–except…
Fishsticks are for Lovahs – A kid walks by his parents having sex asks what’s…
Wizard of Oz – A man jumps off a building at the same time that…
Jungle Gaiety – What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
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Dear Diarrhea – Didja hear that diarrhea’s hereditary? Yeah, it runs in the jeans!
Robot Booty Call… Stealing – Although I have not been programmed to break any existing…
Period vs. Election – How is woman’s period different than the 2000 presidential election? You…
Bar & Donkey – Fred and his brother, "Donkey" walk into a pub and Fred…
Medieval Booty Call… Grail – I’m searching for the Holy Grail. Can I check your…
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