Saturday, November 23
Pick up Lines
Redneck Booty Call… Dog – Mind if my hunting dog watches?
Redneck Booty Call… Teeth – The fewer teeth you have,…
Meteorologist Booty Call… Forecast – The forecast calls for a…
Hobo Booty Call… Boxcar – Your boxcar or mine?
Hipster Booty Call… Bored – Want to come over and be bored at my place?
Flight Attendant Booty Call… Nuts – Hello, would you like some warm nuts?
Jock Booty Call… Bump – Hey babe, are you interested in a little bump and…
Medieval Booty Call… Nickname – Don’t you want to know why they call me Lance-a-lot?
Jock Booty Call… Handler – Hey babe, are you a good ball handler? High five!
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Ass Hair – Yo’ Mama is like ass hair: totally useless…
There she blows – Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots…
Popsicles – Q: What can popsicles do that men can’t?A: Come in five flavors.
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