Friday, January 31
Pick up Lines
Dinosaur Booty Call… Herbivore – Just because you’re a plant-eater doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try Tyrannosaurus Sex.
Zombie Booty Call… Grave – What time do you have…
Jock Booty Call… Walk – If you make it to…
Geek Booty Call… Microsoft – Trust me, I’m neither "micro," nor "soft."
Alien Booty Call… Phone – Forget "phooone hooome"–how about "phooone meeee?"
Jock Booty Call… Goal – Is your goalmouth open? High five!
Geek Booty Call… Watch – Can I watch while you Google yourself?
Medieval Booty Call… Plague – Don’t worry, the plague left a few of my parts…
Corporate Booty Call… Raise – I think you’ll be able to raise the bar.
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Going Way Postal – A guy applied for a job at a post office and…
The Vacuum Business Sucks – A vacuum salesman goes door-to-door in a new neighborhood. When…
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