Thursday, December 26
Pick up Lines
Monkey Booty Call… Fur – I love a female who’s not afraid to pick the nits out of her own fur.
Zombie Booty Call… Hard – Hey babe, rigor mortis has…
Geek Booty Call… Rating – The thoughts I’m having about…
Astronaut Booty Call… Seal – Please let me seal off your O-ring.
Pirate Booty Call… Jolly – How ’bout jollying my roger? Yar!
Hairdresser Booty Call… Bangs – I love bangs–and I don’t just mean the haircut.
Zombie Booty Call… Catch – You caught my eye from across the room. I’ll probably…
Zombie Booty Call… Astrology – What’s your sign? I hope it’s "I do it with…
Corporate Booty Call… Transfer – I’d like to make an internal transfer.
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