Saturday, November 23
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda bone. And I got your stash right here.
Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to…
Corporate Booty Call… Productivity – I bet you can increase…
Jock Booty Call… Tackle – I’d like to try a back tackle on you. High…
Robot Booty Call… Tears – If you were a tear in my eye, I would…
Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Karma – Getting good karma requires giving… and giving… and giving…
Clown Booty Call… Car – Would you and 50 of your hot friends like to…
Zombie Booty Call… Give – I’d like to give you my heart… or my arm……
Alien Booty Call… Tongues – I have 37 tongues. I’m just saying.
Grossische Joke – What’s gross? German porn. What’s grosser than gross? People who watch it.
The Difference Between a Bull and a Cow – Q: How does a redneck tell…
Comeback Nasty – If I wanted some comeback, I’d wipe it off your chin!
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White Wedding – Why are women’s wedding dress’ colored white? It already matches the kitchen…
Nunsense – A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a…
90-Year-Old Beater – Q: What do you call a 90-year-old man who can still masturbate?A:…
Classic Booty Call… New – I’m new around here. Can I have directions to your…
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