Wednesday, December 25
Pick up Lines
Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach my sperm whale? Yar!
Pirate Booty Call… Blonde – Sure, your hair’s blonde, but…
Washington Booty Call… Wood – I cannot tell a lie.…
Librarian Booty Call… Books – I like my women like I like my books–stacked.
Hipster Booty Call… Music – Want to go back to my place and listen to…
Blogger Booty Call… Number – Unless you give me your number, today’s entry will be…
Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Past – In my past life I was a horse; now…
Redneck Booty Call… Sister – C’mon, you’re my only sister!
Scientist Booty Call… Shift – Did you feel the shifting of tectonic plates a moment…
Russian Vodka Urine – A Russian guy comes across a bottle of vodka on the…
Blonde Handstand – Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A…
Turtle Soup – A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I’d…
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