Saturday, November 23
Pick up Lines
Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach my sperm whale? Yar!
Pirate Booty Call… Blonde – Sure, your hair’s blonde, but…
Washington Booty Call… Wood – I cannot tell a lie.…
Librarian Booty Call… Books – I like my women like I like my books–stacked.
Hipster Booty Call… Music – Want to go back to my place and listen to…
Blogger Booty Call… Number – Unless you give me your number, today’s entry will be…
Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Past – In my past life I was a horse; now…
Redneck Booty Call… Sister – C’mon, you’re my only sister!
Scientist Booty Call… Shift – Did you feel the shifting of tectonic plates a moment…
The Toothbrush Salesman – Three guys begin work at a toothbrush company as salesmen. Each…
Perfect Relationship – A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when…
Scratchy Lottery – A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk…
More Jokes
Harvard Attitude – There was a young country boy who was very bright. In fact…
Blondes and Buses – Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus? A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Deodorant – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant…
Blonde with Half a Brain – What do you call a blonde with a half…
Gourmet Booty Call… Boil – I can bring you to a full boil!
More Children’s Books That Didn’t Make It – — The Littlest Pawn: A Custody Battle–…
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