Thursday, January 30
Pick up Lines
Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch? Honk honk!
Redneck Booty Call… Engines – Gentlemen, start your engines!
Gourmet Booty Call… Cucumber – I can teach you how…
Classic Booty Call… Meaning – You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.
Redneck Booty Call… Springer – Didn’t I see you on the Jerry Springer show?
Redneck Booty Call… Dog – Mind if my hunting dog watches?
Redneck Booty Call… Teeth – The fewer teeth you have, the better I like it!
Meteorologist Booty Call… Forecast – The forecast calls for a wintry mix followed by a…
Jock Booty Call… Sweet – Hey babe, want to see the sweet spot on my…
Genie-wine – While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bio-Weapons – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her farts are…
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