Saturday, November 23
Pick up Lines
Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch? Honk honk!
Redneck Booty Call… Engines – Gentlemen, start your engines!
Gourmet Booty Call… Cucumber – I can teach you how…
Geek Booty Call… Single – Are you single, or at least have a variant edition…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Pedal – Those other dinosaurs may be bipedal and quadrupedal, but I’m…
Contractor Booty Call… Adjustment – I need you to adjust my hose bibb.
Gourmet Booty Call… Marinate – Can I marinate in your juices?
Corporate Booty Call… Box – I’d like to think inside your box.
Classic Booty Call… Glasses – If I borrowed your glasses, could I see you home?
Food for the Hungry – Three drifters are roaming the countryside for some time. They…
Grossische Joke – What’s gross? German porn. What’s grosser than gross? People who watch it.
Grosser than gross.. underwear – What’s grosser than gross? When you throw your underwear and…
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Zombie Booty Call… CPR – I hope you know CPR, ’cause you’re taking my breath…
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Pimply Priest – What’s the difference between a pimple and a priest? The pimple waits…
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