Wednesday, December 25
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Eat – You eat bamboo, right?
Classic Booty Call… Lost – Are you lost, ma’am? Because…
Corporate Booty Call… HR – I’ll try not to get…
Alien Booty Call… Planet – The next planet on my tour of this galaxy is…
Jock Booty Call… Open – Hey babe, I’m just trying to open up a hole!…
Contractor Booty Call… Mud Jacking – Come on, I’m tired of mud jacking alone.
Hipster Booty Call… Judgment – Can I come over and judge you by the books…
Classic Booty Call… Map – Do you have a map? ‘Cause I keep getting lost…
Geek Booty Call… Power-Up – When I look at you, there’s a power-up in my…
Tonight’s My Night – Prostitute 1: Tonight’s my night — I can smell c**k in…
Women vs. Dog Poop – Q: What’s the similarity between a woman and dog poop?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Tampon String – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her crabs…
More Jokes
Sick Hick – A redneck felt sick and decided to go to the doctor. The…
There were two blondes at the park… – There were two blondes at the park.…
Thumb Sucking – A mom, dad and their two sons watch TV. The dad gives…
What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette… – What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde? A…
Japanese Pizza – An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip. He hates…
Yo Mama’s Groteque Obesity – Yo mama’s so fat, when she farted pluto’s ice caps…
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