Thursday, January 30
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Cute – Come on, I don’t have to tell you how cute you are–you know you’re a panda!
Zombie Booty Call… Rot – Why don’t we just go…
Jock Booty Call… Positions – Hey babe, soccer players know…
Plumber Booty Call… Check – I need you to check my ballcock.
Medieval Booty Call… Help – I’d like to help you out of dis-dress.
Pirate Booty Call… Peg Leg – They call me Peg Leg Joe… and I walk…
Jock Booty Call… Muscle – Hey babe, I think I pulled a groin muscle. Or…
Lincoln Booty Call… Unite – Baby, let’s unite the way I united the North and…
Classic Booty Call… Alphabet – If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put "U" and…
Gay Dinosaur – Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.
Cow with No Legs – Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.…
The Native American Clock – A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a…
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