Wednesday, December 25
Pick up Lines
Yeti Booty Call… Sherpas – Want to see why the Sherpas call me the Abdominal Showman?
Zombie Booty Call… Angel – Did it hurt when you…
Alien Booty Call… Home – Would you like to visit…
Gourmet Booty Call… Rise – I’ve some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if…
Medieval Booty Call… Hut – Your poorly thatched hut or mine?
Zombie Booty Call… Place – Want to come back to my place? I can guarantee…
Astronaut Booty Call… Stuff – I’ve got the right stuff… in my pants.
Astronaut Booty Call… Major – Ground control to major tail!
Classic Booty Call… Sign – What’s your sign? I hope it’s "Yield."
Three’s a Crowd – A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on…
Snot – When you’re neckin’ with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You…
Dragging Their Feet – Two men both drag their right foot as they walk.As they…
More Jokes
Another Dumb Blonde – A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s…
Astronaut Booty Call… Thruster – My thruster is firing as we speak!
Identifying Clyde – Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the…
Classic Booty Call… CPR – I hope you know CPR, ’cause you’re taking my breath…
3 Couples, 2 Compliments, 1 Adventure! – Three couples went to a resturant. The women…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Order in the Court – Yo’ Mama is so stupid,…
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