Thursday, January 30
Pick up Lines
Gourmet Booty Call… Marinate – Can I marinate in your juices?
Corporate Booty Call… Box – I’d like to think inside…
Classic Booty Call… Glasses – If I borrowed your glasses,…
Jock Booty Call… Receiver – Hey babe, will you be my receiver? High five!
Astronaut Booty Call… Skylab – I’m gonna fall on you like Skylab.
Corporate Booty Call… Loop – I want you to reach out and loop me in.
Medieval Booty Call… Bodkin – Why yes, that is a bodkin in my codpiece. I…
Washington Booty Call… Minutemen – I cannot tell a lie. All those other guys are…
Viking Booty Call… Lips – Mmmmm… your lips taste like salted fish.
Pee On A Ferrari – One day, a guy walks out from a shop to…
What do puppies and gynecologists… – Q: What do puppies and gynecologists have in common?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chicken Pox – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried…
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Yo mama’s so dumb… battery – Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery…
Classic Booty Call… Sight – Do you believe in love at first sight, or should…
First Class – A blonde was headed to Detroit. She got on the plane and…
Jock Booty Call… Love Bowl – Congratulations, you’ve ranked high enough in the polls to…
Blonde House Party – How do you get a blonde on the roof? ….tell her…
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