Saturday, November 23
Pick up Lines
Yeti Booty Call… Sherpas – Want to see why the Sherpas call me the Abdominal Showman?
Zombie Booty Call… Angel – Did it hurt when you…
Alien Booty Call… Home – Would you like to visit…
Gourmet Booty Call… Rise – I’ve some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if…
Medieval Booty Call… Hut – Your poorly thatched hut or mine?
Zombie Booty Call… Place – Want to come back to my place? I can guarantee…
Astronaut Booty Call… Stuff – I’ve got the right stuff… in my pants.
Astronaut Booty Call… Major – Ground control to major tail!
Classic Booty Call… Sign – What’s your sign? I hope it’s "Yield."
Rhyming Riddles Are The Best – An asp in the grass is a snake, but…
Honda – A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it…
Two Guns Gonzales – A man walks into a bar one day and asks the…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Zoo – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when I took…
Mirror, Mirror – In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But…
Face 2 Face – "Hey, how’s your face feeling?" "Fine. Why?" "Because it’s killing me!"
Chicago Bears Bashing – Q: Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?A:…
Skip To My Fool – One day, a blonde was skipping on some train tracks…
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