Wednesday, December 25
Pick up Lines
Monkey Booty Call… Fur – I love a female who’s not afraid to pick the nits out of her own fur.
Zombie Booty Call… Hard – Hey babe, rigor mortis has…
Geek Booty Call… Rating – The thoughts I’m having about…
Geek Booty Call… Precious – You are more precious than dilithium crystals.
Zombie Booty Call… Drool – I don’t mean to drool. But you’re totally hot. Plus,…
Prom Booty Call… Booty – I want your booty near my boutonniere.
Corporate Booty Call… Environment – Let’s you and me create a hostile work environment.
Contractor Booty Call… Unit – I guarantee you’ll be satisfied with my package unit.
Classic Booty Call… Invitation – I’m having a party, and your pants are invited to…
Big Tongue – What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? Well hung.
Two Boots – A woman walks into a saloon and stands on a chair. "Fellas!…
3 Men, 3 Wishes – Three men were trekking through the desert and came across…
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The Michael Jackson Doll – Q: Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?A:…
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