Saturday, November 23
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Pregnant – You know how hard it is for you to get pregnant, so there’s nothing to worry about!
Redneck Booty Call… Elvis – Can I come over and…
Geek Booty Call… Google – Come on, I’m tired of…
Medieval Booty Call… Grail – I’m searching for the Holy Grail. Can I check your…
Classic Booty Call… Airport – Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart…
Astronaut Booty Call… Mission – My mission is to reach your core.
80s Booty Call… A-Team – Call me Dirk Benedict, because my Face belongs on your…
Pirate Booty Call… Anchor – Can I drop my anchor in your lagoon? Yar!
Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Free – Free yourself from your mind… as well as your…
Gum – Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum…
Wrong Kind Of Collection – A young priest is unhappy with how little money his…
Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends – 1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Almond Joy – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her mouth…
Washington Booty Call… Revolution – I cannot tell a lie. You’ve started a revolution in…
Doorprize – Josi frequently attends his church Bingo club, where every week a gag doorprize…
Lars the Weight-Loss Guru – This really fat guy wanted to lose weight. He tried…
Death waits – There were three men on death row, a Brit, an American, and…
Pirate Booty Call… Swaggle – Care to horn my swaggle? Yar!
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