Thursday, January 30
Pick up Lines
Redneck Booty Call… Hog – Care to worm my hog?
Zombie Booty Call… Slab – I’ve got the biggest, hardest…
Robot Booty Call… Alphabet – If I could rearrange the…
80s Booty Call… Wake Up – It’s morning in America, so how about waking up…
Gourmet Booty Call… Eating Out – Sure, I love to cook, but that doesn’t mean…
Pirate Booty Call… Boat – Come back to my ship and we’ll splice the mainbrace.…
Superhero Booty Call… Mild-Mannered – My secret identity? Mild-mannered porn star.
Jock Booty Call… Box – Hey babe, can I get into your penalty box? High…
Viking Booty Call… Red – Would you like to meet Erik the Red?
The Desperation of the Undead – Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire…
What do puppies and gynecologists… – Q: What do puppies and gynecologists have in common?…
Fine Fly Dining – Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes…
More Jokes
The New Motorcycle – This guy buys a new motorcycle. The salesperson tells him that…
Superhero Booty Call… Tingling – Something’s tingling, and it’s not my spider-sense.
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Hair Line – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her hairline…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Elephants – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the elephants at…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Roll Over – Yo’ Mama is so fat, after she…
Hamburger Helper – What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder…
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