Thursday, January 30
Pick up Lines
Monkey Booty Call… My Place – Why don’t we go back to my place and throw our feces at each other?
Zombie Booty Call… Tall – I’m not actually this tall.…
Pirate Booty Call… Swaggle – Care to horn my swaggle?…
Lincoln Booty Call… Debate – Look, we can debate this all night…
Astronaut Booty Call… Rock – Baby, I’ll rock your world so hard it’ll put Pluto…
Supervillain Booty Call… Path – You are just the first step on my path to…
Jock Booty Call… Tossing – If you’re tossing, I’m going long. High five!
Medieval Booty Call… Food – Want to grab something to eat? I know this serf…
Robot Booty Call… Insides – Have you ever seen hardware like this before?
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