Wednesday, December 25
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… WWF – You don’t get to be the face of the World Wildlife Fund without knowing a few tricks, know what…
Zombie Booty Call… Body – No, you mean over MY…
80s Booty Call… Puzzle – I’d like to solve your…
Medieval Booty Call… Plague – Don’t worry, the plague left a few of my parts…
Corporate Booty Call… Raise – I think you’ll be able to raise the bar.
Zombie Booty Call… Beautiful Body – If I said you had a beautiful body, would…
Geek Booty Call… DNA – I’d like you to look at my DNA.
Geek Booty Call… Routing – How’d you like to route my packet?
Geek Booty Call… Series – If you had your own syndicated series, it’d be called…
Mommy, Mommy! – "Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat…
Osama = Crabs? – What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common? They…
Three’s a Crowd – A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on…
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