Saturday, November 23
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda bone. And I got your stash right here.
Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to…
Corporate Booty Call… Productivity – I bet you can increase…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Name – Curious to see why they call me a "please-you-a-saur?"
Geek Booty Call… Anime – You’re hotter than an anime schoolgirl.
Clown Booty Call… Squirt – This plastic flower isn’t the only thing that’ll squirt you…
Motivational Speaker Booty Call… Risks – Take risks! Take challenges! Take your clothes off!
Loser Booty Call… Bus Pass – Want to get out of this place? I’ve got…
80s Booty Call… Commodore – Wanna come back to my place and check out my…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Velcro – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, it sounds like…
Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit – What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are…
Gynecologist Bad! – A woman goes to the gynecologist for the first time and is…
More Jokes
The Three Generals – The pentagon said they had too many generals running around, so…
Yeah, That Would Happen – There once was a man who decided to go scuba…
The Stupid Nomad – A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey.…
Pirate Booty Call… Timber – Come home with me and let’s shiver me timber. Yar!
Geek Booty Call… Game – I can think of a game in which you play…
Nunsense – A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a…
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