Thursday, January 30
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Pregnant – You know how hard it is for you to get pregnant, so there’s nothing to worry about!
Redneck Booty Call… Elvis – Can I come over and…
Geek Booty Call… Google – Come on, I’m tired of…
Jock Booty Call… Sweet – Hey babe, want to see the sweet spot on my…
Pirate Booty Call… Ship – How’d ya like to be the maidenhead on my vessel?…
Pirate Booty Call… Swab – I’d sure like to swab yer poop deck, lassie! Yar!
Jock Booty Call… Unnecessary – Hey babe, I hear you’re into unnecessary roughness. High five!
Robot Booty Call… Stealing – Although I have not been programmed to break any existing…
Medieval Booty Call… Sores – Your sores are in all the right places!
Three Flies in a Bathroom – Three flies in a trashcan get trapped overnight in…
Miraculous Recovery – At the scene of a terrible road accident, a guy is laying…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Tampons – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she rolls her…
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Brown Military – Q: What’s brown and in the military?A: Gomer’s pile.
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