Saturday, November 23
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… WWF – You don’t get to be the face of the World Wildlife Fund without knowing a few tricks, know what…
Zombie Booty Call… Body – No, you mean over MY…
80s Booty Call… Puzzle – I’d like to solve your…
Librarian Booty Call… System – Are you familiar with the Do-Me Decimal System?
Geek Booty Call… Star Trek – You’re the first woman I’ve been attracted to who…
Geek Booty Call… Microsoft – Trust me, I’m neither "micro," nor "soft."
Alien Booty Call… Phone – Forget "phooone hooome"–how about "phooone meeee?"
Jock Booty Call… Goal – Is your goalmouth open? High five!
Geek Booty Call… Watch – Can I watch while you Google yourself?
The Cork – A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a piece…
Camel Relief – A respected captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a remote…
Hard Luck – One day a man was hiking down an old dirt road when…
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