Wednesday, December 25
Pick up Lines
Redneck Booty Call… Dog – Mind if my hunting dog watches?
Redneck Booty Call… Teeth – The fewer teeth you have,…
Meteorologist Booty Call… Forecast – The forecast calls for a…
Jock Booty Call… Shot – Hey babe, I have a shot I’d like to drive…
Geek Booty Call… Worthy – You are worthy of assimilation.
Pirate Booty Call… Flogging – I’m tired of flogging myself. Yar!
Astronaut Booty Call… Orbit – I need you to help me complete an orbit trim…
Butcher Booty Call… Sausage – Want a taste of my hanging sausage?
Social Activist Booty Call… Fight – Can you fight the power… in my pants?
Gonna Marry – A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I’ve found the…
Camel Relief – A respected captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a remote…
Pitching a Tent – Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping and woke…
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Fat Woman – Once there was a man named BB. He had a very fat…
Double Wide – Q: What is a double-wide salad? A: It’s for people who can’t…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… In Line – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t…
Walks Into a Bar… Beer Brothers – A man walks into a bar and orders…
Sex Math – What’s 69 plus 69? Dinner for 4.
Blonde Skydiver – Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?A: She missed the Earth.
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