Thursday, January 30
Pick up Lines
Geek Booty Call… Convention – Hey, could you tell me where the Star Wars convention is? I just got lost… in your eyes.
Astronaut Booty Call… Giant – You’re not a gas giant,…
Gourmet Booty Call… Crudite – We can get as crudite…
Alien Booty Call… Expel – I must expel some sprakzerl fluid. May I use your…
Pharmacist Booty Call… Prescription – Your prescription for one large, um, suppository is ready for…
Hipster Booty Call… Tattoo – Can you help me pick out a design for my…
Robot Booty Call… Attraction – You must be a magnet, because you are attracting me.…
Pirate Booty Call… Mainsail – Lift yer mainsail and prepare to be boarded. Yar!
Lincoln Booty Call… Hat – Can I leave my hat on?
Well-Endowed Queen – What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch dick? A…
Honda – A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it…
Happy Birthdead To You – What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?…
More Jokes
A Clitoris, an Anniversary and a Toilet – Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary…
Yo’ Mama vs. Walrus – Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a walrus?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Laps – Yo’ Mama is so fat, I take laps…
Walks Into a Bar… Talking Dog – A dog walks into a bar and hops…
Astronaut Booty Call… Your Moon – I’ve never been to a moon like yours!
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Ass Hair – Yo’ Mama is like ass hair: totally useless…
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