Tuesday, December 24
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Riddle – (Winking) What’s black and white, winks, and screws like a tiger?
Robot Booty Call… Angel – Am I dead, Angel? Because…
Geek Booty Call… Hacker – I’d love to hack your…
Washington Booty Call… Nickname – Want to know why they call me one of the…
Jock Booty Call… Bin – Hey babe, I’d like to check out your sin bin.…
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda…
Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to hoist my main bow. Yar!
Corporate Booty Call… Productivity – I bet you can increase my productivity.
Airport Security Guard Booty Call… Cream – Sorry, no creams or liquids allowed–but if you…
Blonde Handstand – Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A…
No Panties – Two girls take a walk on a hot summer day. They see…
Dinner on the Road – There were these two bums and they were hungry when…
More Jokes
Get What? – Where’d you get that? Get what? That stupid look on your face!
So Blonde… Thesaurus – She is so blonde, she thinks a thesaurus is a dinosaur.
The Eyes Have It – Q: Why do men find it hard to make eye…
Mimes – What’s black and white and red all over? Mimes in a chainsaw fight.
Mozart Beyond the Grave – When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.…
Hand-Eye Coordination – Q: What two men’s hobbies require the most hand-eye coordination?A: Video games…
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