Saturday, November 23
Pick up Lines
Monkey Booty Call… Fur – I love a female who’s not afraid to pick the nits out of her own fur.
Zombie Booty Call… Hard – Hey babe, rigor mortis has…
Geek Booty Call… Rating – The thoughts I’m having about…
Zombie Booty Call… Thief – Your father must be a thief, because he stole the…
Geek Booty Call… Beam – Beam me up, Slutty?
Panda Booty Call… WWF – You don’t get to be the face of the World…
Zombie Booty Call… Body – No, you mean over MY dead body!
80s Booty Call… Puzzle – I’d like to solve your Rubik’s Cube. Mint!
Hipster Booty Call… Bed – Seriously, this is what I really look like when I…
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Baldy Pants – Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? So he…
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