Thursday, January 30
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… WWF – You don’t get to be the face of the World Wildlife Fund without knowing a few tricks, know what…
Zombie Booty Call… Body – No, you mean over MY…
80s Booty Call… Puzzle – I’d like to solve your…
Lincoln Booty Call… Splitter – Don’t you want to know why they call me "The…
Plumber Booty Call… Hole – I’ll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
Contractor Booty Call… Hinge – I’d like to get a closer look at your butt…
Medieval Booty Call… Known – I’m known for my thrusting.
Geek Booty Call… Measurements – You must be 36-25-36–and those are all perfect squares!
Corporate Booty Call… Today – Today’s Spank Your Daddy at Work Day!
Definition of Suspect – What’s the definition of suspect? A nun jumping on a saddle-less…
Perfect Relationship – A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when…
Sonny, Got Any Viagra? – An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two…
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Tarzan’s Last Words – Q: What were Tarzan’s last words?A: Who greased the viiiiiiiine?
MacGregor’s Achievements – A Scottish old timer is talking to a young man in a…
Kite Tails and Rejection – One day a father and son are flying a kite.…
Heffahump – How do you stop a dog who’s humping your leg? Whack him off!
Asian Lady – There was an Asian lady who married an English gentleman and moved…
BlondeMotorWorks – Why does a blond prefer BMW over Chevrolet? She can spell BMW!
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