Tuesday, December 24
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Eat – You eat bamboo, right?
Classic Booty Call… Lost – Are you lost, ma’am? Because…
Corporate Booty Call… HR – I’ll try not to get…
80s Booty Call… Kirk Cameron – Like Kirk Cameron, I too am experiencing Growing Pains.…
Corporate Booty Call… Corner Office – Let’s discuss my raise in your corner office.
Zombie Booty Call… Genitalia – My genitalia fell off, can I borrow yours?
Geek Booty Call… Life – If you’re looking for intelligent life, it’s right here. In…
Pirate Booty Call… Smile – When I see you smile, my scally wags. Yar!
Geek Booty Call… Game – I can think of a game in which you play…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Dental Floss – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she uses…
Cosmetic Walk – Q: Why does the cosmetics salesgirl walk funny?A: Her lips stick.
Blonde Waitress Warmer – A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes…
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Sheep Boy – A farmer finds a man screwing one of his sheep and a…
Monkey Love – A very horny guy is stranded on an island with a monkey.…
Polish Frogmen – Why don’t Polish people kill frogs? Because it’s their national bird.
What Is The Answer – Teacher to student: Arnold what is the most popular answer…
Robot Booty Call… Astrology – What is your sign? Mine is "Property of NASA."
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