Saturday, November 23
Pick up Lines
Yeti Booty Call… Sherpas – Want to see why the Sherpas call me the Abdominal Showman?
Zombie Booty Call… Angel – Did it hurt when you…
Alien Booty Call… Home – Would you like to visit…
Lincoln Booty Call… Score – Come on, I haven’t four-scored in seven years!
Jock Booty Call… Advantage – Hey babe, I promise I’ll give you the home field…
Loser Booty Call… Apartment – Wow, you have your own apartment? Yeah, it’s probably nicer…
Classic Booty Call… Angel – Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?
Yeti Booty Call… Bigfoot – You know what they say about Bigfoot? I’m bigger.
Jock Booty Call… Soccer – Hey babe, soccer players can go for 90 minutes. High…
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Hamburger Helper – What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder…
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