Friday, November 8
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Riddle – (Winking) What’s black and white, winks, and screws like a tiger?
Robot Booty Call… Angel – Am I dead, Angel? Because…
Geek Booty Call… Hacker – I’d love to hack your…
Astronaut Booty Call… Black Hole – Can I explore your black hole?
Panda Booty Call… Endangered – Come on, we’re endangered. We HAVE to do it!
Zombie Booty Call… Eyes – I only have eyes for you. Glowing grey, milky, dead…
Pirate Booty Call… Seamen – I’m here to satisfy yer craving for seamen. Yar!
Lincoln Booty Call… Debate – Look, we can debate this all night…
Astronaut Booty Call… Rock – Baby, I’ll rock your world so hard it’ll put Pluto…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Daddy’s Toe – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she bit…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Mattress – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses a…
Wrong Kind Of Collection – A young priest is unhappy with how little money his…
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I’ll Repair Your Car, Nudge, Nudge – A young woman experienced car trouble late one…
Falling Down – A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Same Bush – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when she…
Soccer Booty Call… Touch – I’ve got a great First Touch. Goooaaalll!
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