Monday, December 23
Partying Bad Behavior
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
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Inventor’s Delight – A man had an idea that could make him rich. After it…
Eating the Oldies – A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
Yo’ Mama… Red Lobster – Yo’ Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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