Monday, December 23
Partying Bad Behavior
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Brutus’ Last Stand – A little old man stumbles into…
Elephant Farts vs. Saloon – What’s the difference between a…
Limey Penguin – A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich and…
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Tequila Poem – One Tequila… two Tequila… three tequila… FLOOR!
Two fraternity brothers… – Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become…
Walks Into a Bar… Seeing-Eye Dog – A blind man walks into a bar with…
Walks Into a Bar… Bears on Drugs – A bear walks into a bar and…
Toilet Brush – While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What…
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Chin nuts – Q: What do you call nuts on a wall? A: Wallnuts Q:…
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