Saturday, November 23
Partying Bad Behavior
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
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Moosehead Beer – Q. How can you tell if a guy likes Moosehead? A. By…
It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the… – It was a hot…
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Yo’ Mama Is Like… Marijuana – Yo’ Mama is like marijuana — everyone does her,…
Yo Mama’s so Stank…Breath – Yo’ mama’s breath so nasty, I don’t know whether to…
Bulimic Bachelor Party – How do you know you’re at a bulimic bachelor party? When…
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