Thursday, March 6
Partying Bad Behavior
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Farts – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she farts,…
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