Monday, December 23
Partying Bad Behavior
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Brutus’ Last Stand – A little old man stumbles into…
Elephant Farts vs. Saloon – What’s the difference between a…
15 Signs You Drank Too Much – 15 – You spent Sunday night in jail…
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Gravity-Defying Tequila – A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above…
All I Want Is a Beer! – A man was out of town on business.…
Disney World and Viagra – Q: What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?A:…
Getting Forgetful – Three old ladies sit in a diner, discussing their health.One lady says,…
Deep In The Fourth Quarter – Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one…
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Why Men Snore – Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?A:…
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