Sunday, December 14
Partying Bad Behavior
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
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Tequila Poem – One Tequila… two Tequila… three tequila… FLOOR!
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