Saturday, December 28
Partying Bad Behavior
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
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Baldy Pants – Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? So he…
The Blind Man – I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It’s…
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