Friday, December 27
Partying Bad Behavior
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
What’s my name bitch? – A grey goose walks into…
A bear walked into a bar… – A bear walked…
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Drink up – Q: What did the bartender say to his customers? A: Men, Viagra…
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A Scot’s Tale – One misty Scottish morning a man is driving through the hills…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Corns – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when I asked…
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