Friday, December 27
Partying Bad Behavior
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
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The Vacuum Business Sucks – A vacuum salesman goes door-to-door in a new neighborhood. When…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Corns – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when I asked…
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