Friday, December 27
Partying Bad Behavior
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
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A bear walked into a bar… – A bear walked…
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Drunken Man and Blonde – After a really good party a man walks into a…
Self-Explanatory – An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Flies In The Beer – An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and…
Walks Into a Bar… Name That Drink – A guy walks into a bar and…
Hooligan Hijinx – A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down,…
Tarzan Sees Elephants – Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?A:…
Jack and Jill II – Jack and Jill Went up the hill To smoke some…
Goverment Wrestling Federation – 13> Driving your fellow Congressman into the turnbuckle now considered…
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