Thursday, December 26
Partying Bad Behavior
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
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Bar: Horny Wife, Pooped Husband – A man walks into a bar and orders a…
Fly Yi Yi – Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the…
Brown in the Forest – Q: What’s brown and sits in the forest?A: Winnie’s pooh.
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Corns – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when I asked…
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