Sunday, December 22
Partying Bad Behavior
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Walks Into a Bar… Gator Bite – A guy walks…
Monkey Balls – A guy walks into a bar with…
Irish DUI – Late one Friday in Dublin, a policeman spotted a man driving very…
Trouble – A man walks into a bar. Bartender asks what’ll have. Man replies "A…
Rogaine and Viagra – Q: What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?A:…
Drinking Game: Big Lebowski – The way this game works is every time the word…
Dickens and the Martini – Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.…
Beer Goggles – Joe stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day’s work…
Hamburger Helper – What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder…
That Fly – What went through the fly’s mind as he hit the windshield? His…
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