Thursday, December 26
Partying Bad Behavior
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
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Old Man and the Punk – A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s…
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