Saturday, November 23
Partying Bad Behavior
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Brutus’ Last Stand – A little old man stumbles into…
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Drinking Politics – A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar and sees…
Vampire Bar – Q: How do you know you’re in a vampire bar?A: There’s a…
The Three Little Pigs – Once upon a time, Three Little Pigs walk into a…
Walks Into a Bar… Taxidermy – A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and…
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Bubba’s Secret – A bunch of guys are sitting at the local bar. They get…
Valentine’s Day Surprise – A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine’s Day walk…
Pea Soup vs. Roast Beef – Q: What’s the difference between pea soup and roast…
Bravery – What’s the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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