Tuesday, December 24
Partying Bad Behavior
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
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Pig in a Bar – A lady goes into a…
Self-Explanatory – An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Flies In The Beer – An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and…
Walks Into a Bar… Name That Drink – A guy walks into a bar and…
Hooligan Hijinx – A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down,…
Surprise Package – A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Dealer – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s got more…
Tonight’s My Night – Prostitute 1: Tonight’s my night — I can smell c**k in…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Corns – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when I asked…
Teacher’s Pet – On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for…
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