Monday, December 23
Partying Bad Behavior
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
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Vampire Bar – Q: How do you know you’re in a vampire bar?A: There’s a…
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