Monday, March 10
News Politics
Putin dies and goes to hell. He’s zapped in and finds himself standing with a group of people drinking coffee and up to their…
The Squirrels – One day little Bill was playing in…
The Aging Explorer – A young reporter went to a…
First Lady – Q: Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day…
Gary Condit Gets Down to Business – Gary Condit looks up from his desk to…
Irishmen And Their Lightbulbs – How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a…
The Three Generals – The pentagon said they had too many generals running around, so…
German Virginity – What’s German for ‘virgin’? Goesintight. What is the word ‘non-virgin’ in German?…
Clinton Bedtime Story – Bill and Hillary are fast asleep in the First Bedroom, when…
Tarzan Sees Elephants – Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?A:…
Pea Soup vs. Roast Beef – Q: What’s the difference between pea soup and roast…
Leprechaun – What’s the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea? One’s a cunning runt.
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