Thursday, March 6
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Putin dies and goes to hell. He’s zapped in and finds himself standing with a group of people drinking coffee and up to their…
The Train, the Soldier and the Poodle – After World…
Bullfight Buffet – A man goes to Spain and attends…
George W. Bush was caught breaking – George W. Bush was caught breaking the White…
Falling Down – A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his…
Prime Minister’s Wife Makes a Faux Pas – When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from…
Danger in D.C. – Q: What is the most dangerous thing in Washington D.C.?A: An…
Lewinsky/Kaczynski Limericks – There once was a gal named Lewinsky,Who played music like a Stravinsky.’Twas…
Iraqi Funerals – Why do Iraqis only have 2 pallbearers at their funerals? Becasue garbage…
You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo? – What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?…
Geriatric Medicine – An old woman goes to the doctor’s office. The doctor gives her…
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The Lyin’ King – What’s the difference between Simba and O.J. Simpson? One’s an African…
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Lost At The Golf Course – There was a guy on a golf course that…
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