Tuesday, March 4
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Putin dies and goes to hell. He’s zapped in and finds himself standing with a group of people drinking coffee and up to their…
The Squirrels – One day little Bill was playing in…
The Aging Explorer – A young reporter went to a…
Helen Keller’s Broken Arm – How did Helen Keller break her arms? Trying to read…
Dubya and Bill – What do President Bush and President Clinton have in common? They…
PC Pot – A Dell employee got busted for pot in Manhattan recently. President Bush…
White House Visitors – What do you call someone in the White House who is…
Wright, Right? – One right can’t make a wrong. But two Wrights can make an…
Lincoln Booty Call… Score – Come on, I haven’t four-scored in seven years!
Forever Plaid – The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few…
Perfect Relationship – A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when…
Morning After the Orgy – Q: What is worse than waking up the morning after…
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Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Tonsils – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, her tonsils wear sunglasses.
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