Saturday, November 23
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Putin dies and goes to hell. He’s zapped in and finds himself standing with a group of people drinking coffee and up to their…
I feel like chicken tonight – Why did George Bush…
Two Of These Things Belong Together – What’s the odd…
Keeping It Under the Kilt – A young lad went to a tailor shop in…
Doctor Demented – A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting.…
Half Bush – Bush’s mother prayed fervently that GW would grow up and be president.…
Future Handicapping – George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he…
Lightbulb… Arkansas – How many Arkansas policemen does it take to screw in a light…
Peter Johansson: U.S. Customs Officers – They’re the only federal employee that I can think…
My Nobe Is Bunning – What do you call a whore with a runny nose?…
The Cannibals Eat Out – Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One…
Why Men Snore – Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?A:…
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Soccer Booty Call… Dribble – I’d like to dribble on your field. Goooaaalll!
Chinese Phone System – Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone…
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