Wednesday, December 25
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Putin dies and goes to hell. He’s zapped in and finds himself standing with a group of people drinking coffee and up to their…
Giovanni the… – It is Rennaissance Italy and Lothario and…
Afghani Fowl – What’s the national bird of Afghanistan? DUCK!!!
Lincoln Booty Call… Unite – Baby, let’s unite the way I united the North and…
Bush Declares War On Bird Flu – Saying that "America must take a preemptive approach…
Bush, Cheney, and the Buck – Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant buck,…
Chicken Crossfire – Why did the chicken cross the road? Pat Buchanan answers this question:…
Cheap Cat – One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich and…
Tips for Traveling in the South – –If it can’t be fried in bacon grease,…
Fat Woman – Once there was a man named BB. He had a very fat…
Little Johnny… Peanut – Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark…
A Daring New Position – Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure.…
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