Monday, April 7
Nationality Jokes
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? – Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Because the sound of zippers scare the sheep away.
Gumor’s Orifice Confusion – Gumor said to Selma. Selma can…
Bicycle Built For Two – A missionary has spent years…
Self-Explanatory – An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Aussie Cheerleaders – Q: Why doesn’t Australia have any cheerleaders? A: Because they stick to…
Sardarji Editor – A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he…
French Joke – What”s the shortest book ever written? French War Heroes.
A Fruity Dilemma – There were three men who got stranded on an island. A…
German Windbreaker – What do you call "fart" in German? Farfrompoopin!
Things Just Fallin’ Off – This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button…
Viaxative – Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at…
Pitching a Tent – Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping and woke…
More Jokes
Contractor Booty Call… Hinge – I’d like to get a closer look at your butt…
Classic Booty Call… Angel – Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?
Yo Slatternly Mama – Yo mama’s like a door handle, everyone gets a turn!
Blonde with Half a Brain – What do you call a blonde with a half…
Martha Stewart’s Holiday To-Do List – December 1 – Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray…
Bill Of No Rights – Our Rights: The following was written by State Representative Mitchell…
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