Wednesday, January 1
Nationality Jokes
What do you get when you cross a Scottish… – What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep with a Peruvian Mountain…
A Meal to Die For – There was an Englishman,…
Sex Sandals – A married couple was on holiday in…
Get You With The Nine – A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven…
Marriage Requirments – A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador…
That’s tacky – A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he…
Purpose of Kilts – Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?A: Sheep can hear a zipper…
Unappreciated Hanukkah Gift – A Jewish guy’s mother gives him two sweaters for Hanukkah. The…
Mirror, Mirror – In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But…
Dirty Cowboy Mustache – Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache?A: ‘Cuz…
Hard Luck – One day a man was hiking down an old dirt road when…
Definition of Agony – Agony: a one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.
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Little Johnny is Number One – While the teacher was conducting her class, Little Johnny…
Lawyer Stamps – Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?A: People…
Hairdresser Booty Call… Bangs – I love bangs–and I don’t just mean the haircut.
Blonde Bird – What do you call a blonde bird? A swallow!
Dolly Parton – Did you hear about Dolly Parton passing out on stage? It took…
The Three Generals – The pentagon said they had too many generals running around, so…
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