Wednesday, February 5
Money Jokes
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks up to a trekker and says, “I want to open up a damn checking…
What Do I Look Like? – A newlywed couple just…
The Cost of Pleasure – Cover charge: $15Round of drinks:…
Perv in the Lingerie Store – Q: Why did the perv go to Victoria’s Secret?A:…
German Currency – Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.
Women and Bad Weather – Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common?A:…
Yo’ Mama’s House… Outside – Yo’ Mama’s house is so dirty, I had to wipe…
The Rich Hooker – A hooker brings a client to her condo on Lake Shore…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Quarter – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she sits…
Rhoids – "How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Teeth – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, when she burps, her…
Well-Endowed Queen – What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch dick? A…
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We Cause Blindness – How do you make a woman blind? Put a windshield in…
Holy Shot! – One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing.…
Talking Out of Your Ass – If I wanted to hear from an asshole I…
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