Wednesday, February 5
Money Jokes
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks up to a trekker and says, “I want to open up a damn checking…
Blonde Paints a Porch – A blonde canvassed a wealthy…
Paying the Price – William and Mildred decided to celebrate…
Loser Booty Call… Apartment – Wow, you have your own apartment? Yeah, it’s probably nicer…
Murderous Neighbor – A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with…
Cheap Trick Payback – A cheap tourist in a south of the border town known…
Yo’ Mama Is So Redneck… Mobile Home – Yo’ Mama so redneck, she thought an…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Kick the Can – Yo’ Mama is so poor, I…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Bathing – Yo’ Mama is so poor, bath time is…
Sex with Leprosy – What did the leper say to the blonde hooker? Keep the…
Well Endowed and On the Prowl – A guy went to a whore house and…
Depressed Proctologist – Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?A: He’s been feeling down…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chat Room – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t…
Warren Sapp: From the Roast – From the Roast of Larry the Cable Guy: Lisa…
Clown joke: read at own risk – There once was a little kid named Billy…
Blonde in a Tree – Q: How do you get a blonde out of a…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Gas Station – Yo’ Mama is like a gas station: pump…
Viking Booty Call… Saga – Why don’t we skip the Icelandic saga and get straight…
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