Saturday, February 8
Money Jokes
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks up to a trekker and says, “I want to open up a damn checking…
Broken Cage – Q: What did the bird say after…
Hobo Booty Call… Boxcar – Your boxcar or mine?
Little Johnny… Mortgage – Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his…
Geek Booty Call… Place – Your place or my parents’ basement?
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Kickstand – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her car came…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Christmas – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she told your…
Taking Ducks to Market – Once there was a farmer with three sons. He gave…
Condom Size Tester – A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms."What size?" asks…
Sunday School Daze – Mary can’t stand Sunday school, but her brother William doesn’t have…
Spider Diet – What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hot Dogs – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the back…
More Jokes
Male Chauvinist Pig – Q: What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A: A woman who…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Scale Talk – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Pink and Dented – Q: What is pink and has seven dents?A: Snow White’s cherry.
Hypnotist Blunder – A comedian, new to the profession, is looking for places to perform.…
Top 10 reasons to like Hanukkah – 10. No roof damage from reindeer 9. Never…
Chin nuts – Q: What do you call nuts on a wall? A: Wallnuts Q:…
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